12th
High school superlatives
At my high school, we chose our own superlatives. There were 42 people in our graduating class so everyone just wrote a superlative for each member of the class and we could choose. I’m talking about this at a coffee shop with a friend and looked them all up. I figured I’d post them here. It was a different time.
This is how people at my high school saw me:
-most undercover party animal
-most probable to utilize multi-syllabic terms to express himself
-the coolest person in Metro history
-most likely to be attacked in a foreign country
-most likely to secretly be a communist spy
-most likely to surprise you with his other self
-most quietly sexy
-the stray silent type
-most likely to be a modern-day Mr. Rogers
-most likely to take up smoking a pipe
-most likely to be the next Donald Trump
-most likely to laugh silently
-quietest, coolest person
-most likely to lead a double life
-best conqueror of all things!
-most informed
-Most likely to be the best grandpa
-Most awesome grandpa
-Most likely to know more about you than you do
-most likely to make a “point”
-most likely to win the lottery, wait he already did!
-best drinker
-Most likely to live a double life
-biggest secret “other” life
-Most likely to shock your socks off
